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soft number

A slang term for an easy job.
- We went to shopping mall during work time, then had another lunch break, went home after and then clocked out 2 hours later.
- Soft number lad!
by UsernameTHC November 11, 2022
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Soft-Core violence

Throwing passive aggressive attacks while visualizing and fantasying actual violence.
(eg. I want to punch this guys in the face, but instead, I’m just going to throw popcorn at his face.)
Sommer was thinking about punching Chris in the face all night, however the proper moment ever arose for it to be socially acceptable to inflict bodily harm into the poor victim. Sommer, having years of built up frustration, allowed herself to indulge in soft-core violence & intruding thoughts on inflicting bodily harm and spray popcorn on Chris’ face
by anonymous January 1, 2022
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soft as gem’s bottom

Anything that’s softer than a baby’s bottom.
Damn! Your face is as soft as gem’s bottom.
by llamalanuh October 23, 2022
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Soft as a pensioner's turd

When someone's actions are that soft that a pensioner's soft/runny stool holds more merit then their character and actions.
Worker A: Did you see old mate couldn't even lift a sandbag.

Worker B: Don't worry that cunt is as soft as a pensioner's turd, I have lost all hope with them.
by Billy Hunt (aka silly cunt) January 2, 2021
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soft

Derek - Man I love her sooo much
Justin - Jesus you're soft
by NescotCollegeSucks July 26, 2018
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soft shelling

When your penis has been smushed against your jeans for a while and it looks small when you take it out.
I keep soft shelling, so when girls ask to see it they laugh at first.
by Nick_neus69 November 24, 2015
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Soft cactus

A penis that doesn't have hair
I had sex with a soft cactus
by Big or pe May 22, 2020
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