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NeedTeej Disorder

A very rare and serious medical disorder in which one is dying of a lack of attention. Symptoms include dramatic tendencies, mood swings, the chills, and being unable to drive within a certain range of the cure. Once diagnosed, the person has 48 hours to survive. The cure is cuddles from Teej.
“Teej came to the rescue on Monday when I had NeedTeej Disorder.”
by Iamadr June 26, 2021
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NeedTeej Disorder

A rare medical disorder in which one is dying due to lack of attention. Symptoms include dramatic tendencies, mood swings, chills, neediness, and being unable to drive within a certain range of the cure. Once diagnosed, those with NeedTeej Disorder have 48 hours to survive unless they receive the cure. The cure is cuddles from Teej.
“Teej really came in clutch on Monday when I had NeedTeej Disorder.”
by Iamadr June 26, 2021
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NeedlesAndThorns

a really handsome dude, but very gay. fruity as fuck.
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Needea

A mispell in a form 1 English worksheet in La Salle College.
Please correct the word "Needea" to "Needed"
Everyone: Needea, needea hahahahahahaha
by Áлвіӣииси October 31, 2021
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Needea

Needea is a spelling mistake typed by Mr Schofield lol
Please change needea to needed in the worksheet "less than needea"
Bruh needea is correct
by Laugh out loud no name October 31, 2021
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