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Assad Numbers

Winning by a large margin to the point that it seems fraudulent. Often used in the context of elections.
Dude, he won that election 30 points. Those are Assad Numbers
by storminausti July 16, 2025
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taking a number four

It is the act of taking a shit while holding hands with another. Person taking a number two
Wanna hold hands while we shit and call it taking a number four
by ass assassination December 22, 2016
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Slinkies (Angel Numbers): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Slinkies (Angel Numbers): The First Juvenile Release.
by TheAngelNumberAreSlinkies February 7, 2025
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fryer tuck number

The worst form of balding, as this form of balding convinces the man that they aren’t really bald because the thinning takes place (out of sight out of mind) at the back/top of the head creating a rediculous specticle for anyone standing behind the person
Just go bald at the front like a normal cunt, ya mad fryer tuck number lol
by Big aldo July 13, 2019
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Take a number 3

To masturabate, jerkoff, or rub one out. The action of releasing a load of nut juice.
Damn boys it's been fun but it's getting late and I really gotta take a number 3.

A number one is to piss a number 2 is to shit so a number 3 must be....... To bust a nut
by Therealslimanus_cheech-o January 24, 2022
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take a number

wait a long ass time for nothing and then complain about it
i wrote a letter to the senate and i had to take a number
by biachbizzle October 13, 2004
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