blur months

The months ending in "-ber" (September, October, November, December) that blur together together because time goes so fast at the end of the year.

Ah shit! I'm not ready, the blur months are here. It's gonna be next year already!

by Elly Belly September 30, 2017

first month free

A female Dino eats a orange political figure 34 times exactally and then performs a satanic ritual.

First month free is coll

by Jeb bush enrich killduff x joe December 8, 2017

internet moocher

Someone who uses you for your internet (most cases fast internet) and leaves upon downloading what was needed. These friends are only friends fir your high speed internet connection.

Omg he is such an internet moocher, left right after downloading his game

by Turtle Skater January 11, 2018

honey moocher

Someone who can't afford a real honeymoon so they stay with family and friends.

they bragged about their great honeymoon, but to their family they were just honey moochers.

by ladyJaneDoe May 3, 2018

Bird Month

One of the units used to measure time at Bird HQ. Usually used by Bird employees to distinguish from "Real Time" or "The Calendar" which is the common unit of measuring time outside of Bird HQ. * Second most common is dog years.*

"Wow! I can't believe I've been here for a whole week already!" -New employee
" Dude, thats a whole Bird Month!" - Not so new employee

by liquid golden fire water June 21, 2018

Green month

Where you smoke weed everyday for a month

Bro shall we do green month

by Hasdfjf December 16, 2018

New Months Eve

When you know it's almost the first of the month so you and your homies turn up.

Homie 1: Ay man, you gon turn up tonight brotha?

Homie 2: Shit man, you know it's New Months Eve. I'll be lit af.

by pseudosanctity January 11, 2019