Faction Monkey

Some dumb mother fucker who uses online pee pee poo poo internet drama to make themselves feel like their cock is bigger. Can typically be found on Roblox games like The Wild West, and will try to argue over who is b
Nobody cares about the battle you were at faction monkey, shut the fuck up and get a life.
by cobalt_rock May 14, 2021
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stress monkey

One who behaves like a panicked monkey when placed under minimal stress.
In retail, there are always times when checkout lines get full. Stress monkeys pull everyone to registers when they have two customers in line and everything else remains undone at the end of the day.
by Dr. Bubba January 24, 2010
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Ebola Monkey

Fred did not show up to work because he partied all last night. Now we have to take on that slackers work load. What an Ebola Monkey.
by slacker7f39 July 26, 2009
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Monkey Guvnor

Term used in a number of phrases basically meaning "top dog" or a descriptive term for something which is really good (some people add the word "face" on the end which is only used whilst addressing a friend or someone you know well, can be taken as extremely offensive otherwise)
"Wow! you really are the Monkey Guvnor"
"Good morning me ol'Monkey Guvnor face"
by Pillga January 16, 2005
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silly monkey

This is commonly known as a teasing name used to refer to someone who quite often does things that make the common person go "WTF" and literally "LOL".
Why? Zzz...you bore me because your not a silly monkey.
Waizee
by lol101 August 06, 2009
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monkey physics

The inexplicable physics that dictates the world of Nintendo's "Super Monkey Ball" games.
The monkey physics made it so when I barely tapped the bomb I flew way over my mark.
by Stuart J December 05, 2005
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monkey rape

when a monkey bends you over and you just sit there and take it yeaaa you like that whispers the monkey you wanna say no but you know you love it yeaa num num.
dude i just got monkey raped...it it hurt
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