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Ebola Monkey

Fred did not show up to work because he partied all last night. Now we have to take on that slackers work load. What an Ebola Monkey.
by slacker7f39 July 26, 2009
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silly monkey

This is commonly known as a teasing name used to refer to someone who quite often does things that make the common person go "WTF" and literally "LOL".
Why? Zzz...you bore me because your not a silly monkey.
Waizee
by lol101 August 6, 2009
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Batch Monkey

(n.) Commonly used to describe disgruntiled business owners that are unaware of the procedures needed to be taken in order to get paid from a credit card terminal, software, or POS device...

Most people who are "Batch Monky's" tend to believe that if they pay a monthly fee to run credit cards, it's everyones else responsibility to make certain they get money in THEIR pockets.
-- "You guys have no idea how to do your job, I haven't gotten a deposit in 3 weeks!! WTF is wrong with you assholes. I WANT MY MONEY NOW!! I pay you guys every month, WHERE'S MY MONEY?!"

--"Well, sir/ma'am it's standard credit card processing procedure that you close your batch every evening after business, you're missing $34,596.94 as a deposit?! Simply close your batch!"

--"No one told me that I had to do that! Okay, I'll press the CLOSE BATCH button next time, THANKS... Goodbye"

--"Thank you for calling anyway...(click) you Batch Monkey Ass MothaFucka, do MY job. Heh!"
by ALKAIZER June 25, 2009
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stress monkey

One who behaves like a panicked monkey when placed under minimal stress.
In retail, there are always times when checkout lines get full. Stress monkeys pull everyone to registers when they have two customers in line and everything else remains undone at the end of the day.
by Dr. Bubba January 24, 2010
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Retardo monkey

A Mexican slave-boy with physical and mental dissabilities. Resembles a retarded chimpanzee and is used for sex.
I was in Mexico and I hired a Retardo monkey to have sticky-funtime with.
by Jappy jappy jappy September 25, 2010
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Howling Monkey

When a girl gives 2 handjobs and a blowjob at the same time to 3 different guys
Dude Amy gave me Jim and Andy a Howling Monkey last night
by Kpahx October 28, 2010
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monkey physics

The inexplicable physics that dictates the world of Nintendo's "Super Monkey Ball" games.
The monkey physics made it so when I barely tapped the bomb I flew way over my mark.
by Stuart J December 5, 2005
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