The Big Money

They own everything, they own your dog, they own your house, they own car, they own you. Your entire existence is solely because of them. You are simply a product of their desire to make profitable sales. Only few have met The Big Money.

"Who is The Big Money?"
"I dont know. But they know you".

by anonymous February 8, 2021

Money Gabe

Money Gabe, why did you hit it into the lake...

Money Gabe, you are dog at math.

Money Gabe is trash at Madden.

by Money Gabe 🥶 February 10, 2021

pocket money

something that we used to use carelessly as kids

my mom gave me my monthly pocket money

by saidimneverlackingalwayspistol April 3, 2021

Funny money

Money you pay to yourself, or any other situation where the actual dollar amount is irrelevant

A: I just lost a hundred dollar bet with myself!
B: I thought it was a thousand

A: who cares, it’s all funny money anyway

by Platypus X May 6, 2021

V Money

She is the best. A G Town super star. all hail V money. they all smoke that v money pack on the high key. they all love love that v money gal

example- v money lowkey the best

example- yo you hear v money’s new diss track

by IloveGibbstown May 10, 2021

money moocher

Someone who uses your money but never pays you back.

He is a money moocher he only uses his money and never pays him back.

by Zuovelighning10 November 7, 2021

Guilt money

The money you get from your absent dad who can't be there for you everyday. The money he gives you for all the things you wanted that he couldn't buy those years ago before you had him in your life. Basically, it's daddy absent/issue money from biological dad's who can't always be there for their children.

Dad: Here's $20. Spend it on whatever you want.
Son: Wow! Thanks dad, I'll buy some bobux with this!
Mom to Dad: Stop giving him guilt money just because you're never around that much.

by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX September 27, 2021