March 8

March 8 is the day the stinkiest vaginas are born. If you are born on this day you have no butthole and you shit out of your genitals.

Oh it's March 8? Some bitches are gonna have stinky pussies today!

by poopycoochy October 18, 2019

March 29

The day on which on which something divine takes place. It's the kind of day where you wake up and there aren't facebook engineers trying to brainwash you with algorithms. If you drink a lot of fluoride, don't worry about this holiday.

It's March 29, it's 329. Let's fucking go, y'all fucking slow. I'm ready to be free of brainwashing, ready to escape like Shawshank. Ready to do all of the shit that the elite hate.

by The Realest No-Name October 17, 2019

March 15

The Ides of March. Julius Caesar got killed on this day in history -- if you were born today, you've probably been accused of his death. (Or, at least I have).

You're a Pisces, terribly emotional but you try to hide it. You probably have a weird interest in knives or other bladed weapons. Maybe you /did/ kill Caesar...

Hey, watch out, that kid's a March 15 baby.

by phantasmaqoria October 18, 2019

March 27

You are a fucking rat

-Omg is she born on March 27? She must be a rat

by Hdjiwjdndnbfjd April 8, 2020

March 1

the day where all brats are born, the youngest in the family gets everything that they want but surprisingly not the favorite it usually her older sister.

My little sister is born on March 1st, she can totally relate to this disrcription.

by sdyoefwgf2e November 10, 2020

march madness

An overrated, overhyped college basketball tournament. Every March, this tournament is shoved down our collective throats by sports media (who should be covering the NHL playoff chase and MLB Spring Training instead), and results in everyone who buys into this, spending hours filling out their precious brackets.

other guy: ZOMG MARCH MADNESSSSSSSSSSSSS DUUUUUUUDE! SUNY Catholic State is playing against Northern Colorado A&M! Got your brackets filled out?

me: Oh, screw that, I'm gonna watch some Spring Training this afternoon, and cap it off with a hockey game tonight, featuring two teams fighting for a playoff berth. I'm not going to waste my time with some stupid bracket.

other guy: *cries*

by howlincoyote2k1 March 22, 2007

march madness

The anger one feels when their favorite shows are cancelled or postponed because of NCAA finals.

Person 1: "Alright, grab your popcorn and a Coke - CSI starts in 5 min."
Person 2: "Don't bother, NCAA finals are on tonight instead."
Person 1: <shouts explicatives and throws things>
Person 2: "Sounds like someone has a case of March Madness."

by MisterBill77 December 15, 2008