Yeet Machine

A blade, usually from a razor or pencil sharpener, used for self harming.

My bestie tried to hide her yeet machine from me but it didn't work.

by sewerslidewhore December 12, 2021

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chuz machine

Anyone got their chuz machine?

by Maniditie February 04, 2018

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The pedal steel guitar. Especially as used in gorgeous country music. See: Daniel Romano

"That thing! That sound! What is it?" "It's the sad machine."

by jamlew12 November 04, 2016

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A russian machine to mouth off other people.
Usually annoying as fuck, and will get destroyed in 3 seconds.

"That Blyat Machine sucks"

by Sleepy Hed February 26, 2021

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by Eddy375623 January 17, 2019

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The device that sucks the pregnant woman's titties bone dry. The most useful device on any Amazon baby registry.

Janine's titties were deflated after using the tit harvest machine. Her nipples were soft after a successful tit harvest.

by Rock your rockhard January 07, 2022

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(N.) One whom womps more frequently than the average womper.

Man that Noah is a f**king womp machine.

by Yungspecs April 03, 2018

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