Monkey Guvnor

Term used in a number of phrases basically meaning "top dog" or a descriptive term for something which is really good (some people add the word "face" on the end which is only used whilst addressing a friend or someone you know well, can be taken as extremely offensive otherwise)

"Wow! you really are the Monkey Guvnor"
"Good morning me ol'Monkey Guvnor face"

by Pillga January 16, 2005

monkey ring

when you rub the outer area of your partners butthole with your knuckle.

Last night I gave Lena a monkey ring until she shit on my knuckle.

by bigsexy.inc May 3, 2018

Ebola Monkey

A slacker on drugs.

Fred did not show up to work because he partied all last night. Now we have to take on that slackers work load. What an Ebola Monkey.

by slacker7f39 July 26, 2009

wireframe monkey

A wannabe user experience designer without any design inspiration or interest. Will work for anyone, Will draw anything

Yo! did you see the new UX hire?
Who? That wireframe monkey?

by savageUX February 7, 2018

Faction Monkey

Some dumb mother fucker who uses online pee pee poo poo internet drama to make themselves feel like their cock is bigger. Can typically be found on Roblox games like The Wild West, and will try to argue over who is b

Nobody cares about the battle you were at faction monkey, shut the fuck up and get a life.

by cobalt_rock May 14, 2021

stress monkey

One who behaves like a panicked monkey when placed under minimal stress.

In retail, there are always times when checkout lines get full. Stress monkeys pull everyone to registers when they have two customers in line and everything else remains undone at the end of the day.

by Dr. Bubba January 24, 2010

monkey shoulder

The slouch one gets after excessive masturbation.

Steve tried to hide the fact he was touching himself in the Wendy's bathroom, but came out with a serious case of monkey shoulder.

by MacDaddy6.9 November 12, 2017