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silly monkey

This is commonly known as a teasing name used to refer to someone who quite often does things that make the common person go "WTF" and literally "LOL".
Why? Zzz...you bore me because your not a silly monkey.
Waizee
by lol101 August 6, 2009
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dub monkey

A person that will propagate the idea that idea that dubbed anime is better than subbed anime no matter the quality of the said dub.
"they are such a dub monkey, they can hear Naruto saying "believe it" without coughing up blood"
by calboom March 8, 2019
mugGet the dub monkeymug.

plague monkey

An employee who still comes in to work sick and spreads his germs all over the place when he should stay home.
Bob came in to work sicker than a plague monkey just to get his work done. Now everybody is going to get sick.
by Roy Mulders May 20, 2007
mugGet the plague monkeymug.

The Penis Monkey

The Penis Monkey is a form of masturbation where you get naked and climb a tree, then tie a string to a branch. Then, you tie the other end to your dick and jump off the tree while making Tarzan noises and swinging back and fourth like a monkey.
Oh my god, did you see Richard outside this morning? He did the Penis Monkey in his front yard and was placed under arrest for public nudity!
by Can you burn a Luigi board August 16, 2019
mugGet the The Penis Monkeymug.

monkey physics

The inexplicable physics that dictates the world of Nintendo's "Super Monkey Ball" games.
The monkey physics made it so when I barely tapped the bomb I flew way over my mark.
by Stuart J December 5, 2005
mugGet the monkey physicsmug.

Monkey Guvnor

Term used in a number of phrases basically meaning "top dog" or a descriptive term for something which is really good (some people add the word "face" on the end which is only used whilst addressing a friend or someone you know well, can be taken as extremely offensive otherwise)
"Wow! you really are the Monkey Guvnor"
"Good morning me ol'Monkey Guvnor face"
by Pillga January 16, 2005
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Faction Monkey

Some dumb mother fucker who uses online pee pee poo poo internet drama to make themselves feel like their cock is bigger. Can typically be found on Roblox games like The Wild West, and will try to argue over who is b
Nobody cares about the battle you were at faction monkey, shut the fuck up and get a life.
by cobalt_rock May 14, 2021
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