Log ride

Log ride is when a girl is rising you while you are taking a dump. Many have called it the reverse blumpkin but a reverse blumpkin would be you eating her out while she poops.
Hay honey, come take a ride on the log ride.
by Strickxnyne June 27, 2015
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Log Ride

If you're eating out a pussy so good they squirt and shit on your face, you've been sent on a log ride.
He ate me out so good I sent that bitch on a log ride.
by Gorbo Carford August 25, 2023
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U-Log

Living Bratz doll that cakes on makeup to make self esteem higher while simultaneously failing at life
That U-Log is a such an idiot!
by horsecock123 December 01, 2009
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Sloppy Log

When a man has performed vaginal, anal, and oral sex in the same encounter (in that particular order), it is known as the sloppy log.
"Dude she got the sloppy log last night!"
by BuccaneerGeek November 12, 2021
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Log Yard

N. - Patch of skin located above the Penis where pubic hair grows.
I got a hot date tonight so I shaved the Log Yard.
by Monksbitch February 25, 2011
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Wet Logging

Oui, where you going mate?”
“Going to the can go do a little wet logging
by JimFoot January 29, 2019
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duck butt log munchers

Dan and Phil. Two youtubers that that work together to make videos seen by the internet. A popular video is “Hello Internet” by Daniel Howell.
Did you see those duck butt log munchers new video?
by Gary35Martinel December 26, 2017
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