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Dollar Store Lesbian 

A straight girl that does gay things.

Human Queer Baiting.
Girl: "I love this girl so much. We cuddle, kiss, hold hands, spend all our time together, have sleepovers, bathe together, and live together. She also has more pride merch than I do. Too bad she has a boyfriend and is straight."

Other being: "Dang, girl. You got yourself a dollar store Lesbian."

Lesbian: I want Lesbians.

Mom: We have Lesbians at home.

Lesbians at Home: Are straight.
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common core lesbian 

A female student who sleeps with a female teacher to get an A. In the United States.
Man! I really need to get A in this class. I really wish I was a Common Core Lesbian!

Lesbionic Plauge 

The disease that converts women into Lesbians and men into women and the Lesbians. Scientific name is the M1N93 Virus.
The Lesbionic Plauge is sweeping across Europe and will soon reach the USA.
Lesbionic Plauge by Capper August 15, 2006

lesbian bed death 

a punk, gothic, sleaze band from Stoke on Trent in England. 'I Use My Powers For Evil' is the band's 1st album.
Band Members include : Luci4, Mr Peach, Magic Andy, Chuckmaster C, Stigmata and The Gimp.
More information on the band Lesbian Bed Death can be found at www.lesbianbeddeath.net
'I went to a Lesbian Bed Death gig last week and they really blew me away..This Band Rocks'
lesbian bed death by Danielle Shields September 24, 2006

lesbian pants

noun.

A FAIRY

*code name for a young girl unsure of her orientation but pretty much a lesbian . however, may become pregnant during the apocalyptic world war .

*also associated with lesbian pants parties, gay fathers, and orgies on 3rd floor bathrooms .
lesbian pants fit Gladys & Pat because they have a baby who is left to be eaten by dinosaurs out the window ?

lesbian ass fucking 

Where two ladies engage in sexual intercourse, doggy style, one wearing a strap on dildo and repeatedly sticking it in the other ones ass.
FUCK THOSE LADIES ARE LESBIAN ASS FUCKING. FUCK YEA FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF HER!

lesbian ruth 

A girl who everyone thinks is a lesbian because she's never had a boyfriend, is kind of a tomboy, and has a lower voice than most girls. But in reality she's just too shy to tell guys she likes them and is more comfortable being one of them. Lesbian ruths are also prone to accidentally flirting with girls and unintentionally rejecting guys.
Girl: I think that girl just flirted with me. Is she a lesbian?

Boy: No she's a lesbian ruth. Actually I think she has a crush on me, but when I asked her out she ran away.
lesbian ruth by Rulynn November 12, 2014