Bestie left testie

A term used to describe your best friend who, at times, may seem closer to you than your left testicle

"dude, since when are you and dan bestie left testies?"

by B10xWc October 6, 2009

Argumentum Left Fieldiest

A fallacious argument that comes out of nowhere, is totally absurd, and the conclusion has nothing to do with the premise being proposed. Most often used religiously.

1. Jesus is the son of god
2. Therefore god exists and defines all things
3. Science is parallel to religion and has no conflict.

This is an "Argumentum Left Fieldiest".

by Keep The Reason November 28, 2011

move left

Telling a person you dislike and don’t to talk to, to get the f*** out of the way

Disliked person “hey joey”
Joey “move left”

by Ahhhh12756 June 16, 2018

Hard Left

A term used to describe when someone has been irrecoverably ruined by a mad bar / insult

Teacher: Whoever threw that paper your mom’s a hoe
Gary: Holy shit he came at you with that hard left

by BigBoyDave69 May 21, 2020

Came and left

When a man goes to a womans house for the sole purpose of having sex, then leaving promptly after he alone has finished.

Betty: Can you believe it, yesterday Dave came and left!

Ann: Bitch!

by wurdOFmouth October 7, 2008

Tickle My Left Nut

Said when another being or said situation were to frustrate you & is said to display power or distraught. Insisting you'd rather have your left genital tickled then do what's been asked or required. Or used when someone states something you completely disagree with.

Fan girl: *singing* "what makes you beautiful" 1 Direction is amazing!!!

Daquan from the trap house: they can tickle my left nut
screw this wtf idgaf suck my dick savage

by dnajera November 10, 2014

other left

it means Right (the direction) because there can't be 2 Lefts

Person 1: Dude, the mens bathroom is on the left
Person 2: here?
Person 1: No man, the other left...
Person 2: ahhhh, i get it, you mean my right?
Person 1: yes...

by your best idiot March 21, 2010