Smack my ass and call me Johnny!

1. An expression of surprise, similar to "Well I'll be!"

2.What you say when you want somebody to smack your ass and call you Johnny.

1. "I just won the lottery!"
"Really?"
"Yes!"
"Well smack my ass and call me Johnny!"

2. "Smack my ass and call me Johnny"
Ok Johnny. Smacks ass.

by Reepacheep March 29, 2011

Little Johnny

A real son of a bitch. Can also be called a bastard.

Little Johnny is a real son of a bitch

by SpookN December 28, 2005

Big Dick Johnny

An act where you terrorize multiple Jewish homes with that big dick hanging out while fucking the shit out of your uncle and selling children to pedos.

Hey uncle wanna preform Big Dick Johnny

Sure Derick

by Biggestniggerdick March 7, 2021

Slap-A-Johnny

Having raging vaginal sex with a woman, then shoving a beer bottle up her ass, and spanking her buttox with a dishpan

Skank: Schnap, my ass is soar from that Slap-A-Johnny you gave me last night!

by Bensta December 28, 2005

Go-go johnny go!

A command for someone to go ASAP. You usually use it when you are in a good mood.

P1: Go-go johnny go!

P2: Comin'...

by the one and only's slave February 20, 2010

Had a Johnny moment

Trying as hard as possible to make a cohearent sentence and or being the biggest idiot possible during a given situation.

Last night Nick was flopping all over dylan's couch and babblin' like an idiot.
Yeah He Had a Johnny moment.

by Webenator April 6, 2015

crippled johnny

When ones dick is overworked to the point that they cant get an erection.

Stephen gets crippled johnny's with his fag partners.

by Jack M May 4, 2003