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Kick bed

When your dad comes home late from drinking and eats your ass like a cheesecake but you bite his nuts off and give them to your dog and suck that cock but fall and kick your bed
“Hey have you done a kick bed yet”

No not yet, but I did it yesterday
by Young booty wipe March 1, 2018
mugGet the Kick bedmug.

Go to bed

It’s past Tatum kerstings bed time
by Hahdjdudjsnnd July 12, 2021
mugGet the Go to bedmug.

Go to bed about it

Response when someone’s either acting like a child complaining about their life; or when someone is being overly dramatic about a minor inconvenience. Telling them they are acting like a child needing a nap, and no one really cares about the problem.
He complained to his coworker; I went bed an hour early just to wake up and hour early!

Go to bed about it… doesn’t sound like there’s even a problem there bud.
by Darc0n7 August 16, 2025
mugGet the Go to bed about itmug.

Hork a fatty and go to bed

To snort a large line of cocaine and then immediately lay down and go to sleep. Usually used in jest.
"Let's hork a fatty and go to bed, I have along day tomorrow"
by BarryCat June 3, 2024
mugGet the Hork a fatty and go to bedmug.
you just fucked a girl in the bed. that is what that means lol
help me please
im dying
i dont know wh dude i fucked that girl in the bed

maybe because of memes
by fucekrerewre January 31, 2017
mugGet the dude i fucked that girl in the bedmug.

bed

ed twt: what ed do you have?
anyone: bed
by urbandicrionaryfan March 14, 2023
mugGet the bedmug.

Bed and breakfast

Are you going to give your partner bed and breakfast?
by H4XOR13 June 6, 2023
mugGet the Bed and breakfastmug.

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