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human tree dart

Is when a person rides on a motorcycle (sport/crotch rocket style) and is involved in a vehicle crash. As a result of the crash the rider flies like a dart through the air with an enough speed and force to stick into a tree like a dart. 99% of the time the motorcycle rider is killed on impact with any solid surface.
A human tree dart is person that is riding on a sport/crotch rocket style motorcycle is involved in a vehicle crash. They hit with such force the rider is thrown from the bike flying through the air like a dart. When the rider hits a solid object after being thrown from the motorcycle they stick on a tree or other solid object like a dart sticks on a dart board.
by lead dog millionaire October 4, 2013
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Destroy All Humans

A game series from 2005-2008 where you play as an alien. It’s ridiculously fun and they’re releasing a remake of the original game july 28 2020

The 2 games released in 2008 weren’t as good as the first 2
by SUMFURRYTHING June 5, 2020
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Clagnars Human Rinds

A tasty snack based product made from meat by-products (Human skin) for aliens. Similar to pork scratchings.

Appears on Futurama in the form of an advertisement in the opening credits of the episode "I Second That Emotion"
Clagnar's human rinds! It's a buncha muncha cruncha human!
by That Guy October 19, 2004
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human parking cone

"It's that thing where two midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them!"

-Bill Hader as 'Stefon', Weekend Update Skit with Seth Meyer, Saturday Night Live 12.11.10
Did you see Steve at the S&M club last night? He was totally pulling a human parking cone. Totally impressive if you ask me.
by VV512 December 13, 2010
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Criminal against Humanity

A Person Who has committed Crimes against Humanity
Marvin: Hey, Carl. Did you know that Adolf Hitler like Trump is a Criminal against Humanity?

Carl: Yeah. Alex Jones and Tommy Robinson too
by Porg009 August 8, 2018
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no regard for human life

What happens when Lebron James takes over a basketball game.
Dave: LeBron had a hell of a game last night.

Brett: Yeah, he has no regard for human life.
by pittsburghsucks May 14, 2008
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Human Shade Trees

People who bite from other artists then spitefully hide and even go as far as put shame on the originator's name to throw shade on their work.
"...they follow, watch and learn from that pioneer, but then they treat him like a threat and competition, because they are Human Shade Trees. ..."
by HipHop Philosophy Radio February 5, 2015
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