A modern version of "I have to wash my hair" or "I have to sort my sock drawer"; an obvious excuse and serious blow off that can be employed when standing in front of the person asking you to do something you don't want to do.
Girl: So we're going to Bar 123 after this; do you want to come with us?
Guy: Aw, I would but I have to text my pig.
Guy: Aw, I would but I have to text my pig.
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Man: oh ok, do you have lemonade?
Bob: yea sure, let me get you some
(man sneaks into room while bob gets lemonade)
Man: oh ok, do you have lemonade?
Bob: yea sure, let me get you some
(man sneaks into room while bob gets lemonade)
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Can be used to try (but will always fail) to convince people to play unwanted mobile games.
Can also be declined in other situations (seen in example 2 and 3).
Can be used to try (but will always fail) to convince people to play unwanted mobile games.
Can also be declined in other situations (seen in example 2 and 3).
Example 1:
Guys: "But please, this is not we asked, we wanted it on console, not mobile! Booo!"
Man: "Do you guys not have phones? "
Exemple 2:
Kids: "But we don't want Raichus! We prefer Pikachus!"
Teen: "Do you kids not have thunder stones?"
Exemple 3:
Customers: "...what? But we do have cash! Why not?"
Salesman: "Do you guys not have credit cards?"
Guys: "But please, this is not we asked, we wanted it on console, not mobile! Booo!"
Man: "Do you guys not have phones? "
Exemple 2:
Kids: "But we don't want Raichus! We prefer Pikachus!"
Teen: "Do you kids not have thunder stones?"
Exemple 3:
Customers: "...what? But we do have cash! Why not?"
Salesman: "Do you guys not have credit cards?"
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