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love hog

He inserted his love hog into her waiting love hole.
by KL40527 January 10, 2017
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Load up a Hog

A pinch of dip big enough to fit your whole lip, your average size pinch
"Bro, load up a hog! We've gotta go huntin!"

"Can't wait to crack open this Cope and load up a hog"
by benbeast1210 December 14, 2016
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Texas Hog Licker

A person who licks the sweaty genitals of a morbidly obese male individual
I heard the new front desk lady is a Texas hog licker
by StihlSlinger August 9, 2024
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The Hog Father

The wierd uncle hog. Hes a joke historian and likes to HOKYFUGICNSHIUT
Im the hog father. You tell me jokes on this, the day of my hog daughter’s wedding?
by Corb fucker December 12, 2021
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2.6 hog cycle

2.6 hog cycle is a popular deck in clash royale, it consist of hog rider (the win condition) cannon, fireball, log, ice spirit, ice golem, musketeer and larrys.

Hog is your only win condition and the rest of cards are to defend

This deck is only used by fatherless faggots that like going up and down on big veiny cocks while playing clash. That also can't have the mental capacity to make an original homemade deck and have to get them from the internet.

It's considered the most annoying deck in clash. You can do a 20 elixir push, but they will somehow counter it with a cannon, musketeer and ice golem without it doing a single bit of damage to the tower. After that they will place they're hog rider because your low on elixir and you will have no option but to give out your tower or leave the game entirely.

And no, the deck does not take skill, they will only spam cards in the middle of the arena near they're king tower and that's it.
Tom: Bro John why are those black men railing you? And why are you riding that cock?
John: Oh, it's the 2.6 hog cycle meetup remember?
Tom: Oh I forgot that you use 2.6 hog cycle, enjoy! You were made for this!
by FentMaster777 May 2, 2024
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Swet Hog

Damn, that swet hog ate everything.
by CODY MF WILLIAMS February 12, 2008
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SWAT Hog

SWAT Hog is the name given to the current leader of the SWAT team. Well endowed, he is the epitome of a man. He is a well learned gentleman with a vast knowledge on everything from glory holes to cold calling. He once cold called President Trump and convinced him to implement glory holes along the US/Mexican border wall.
"I just had sex with SWAT Hog, I have never been so satisfied in my life."
by bustingdown August 30, 2018
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