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cafe hog

When an individual who sets up shop at a sit-down coffee house and doesn't have the good graces to step out after they are finished with their drinks. Especially in busy coffee shops like Starbucks.
Jane: Oh my god! I've been looking for a table for our meeting for 10 minutes!
John: I was here earlier and those same people are at that table!
Jane: Ugh, what cafe hogs!
by mrspuff2014 January 9, 2014
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Plug Hog

A heavy-set female you have intercouse with, usually as a last resort. See "slam pig" for further explanation.
I struck out at the bar all night so I finally settled for a good ol plug hog.
by Rmn1234 September 20, 2017
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King Hog

A funcy fella! King hog tellse alote of jokse:)
King hog is joking again! Tee hee
by Corb fucker November 8, 2021
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Truffle Hog

Someone who only goes on dates to get a free meal.
Dude, Ashley is definitely a truffle hog. We go out to eat at the most expensive places, she never offers to Dutch treat, and she never wants to hangout outside of going out to eat.
by spoofsupreme February 2, 2021
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HOG OUT

DEFINITION: <HOG OUT:(Hog- Oůt )>The intentional act of gaining weight rapidly in the abdominal region specifically the Belly becoming Round and cumbersome.

When a gay man is intentionally gaining weight rapidly fat accumulated predominantly in his belly: or gut. Makings dad bod physique grow beyond that making it ha Hog Man's physique rotund distended corpulent spheroid massive fat hog man gut.

Applies particularly to Gay Gainers over 40 years of age that are aspiration to grow such a protuberance diliberately and are often proud of it being on display.
"Man did you see Christopher last night Hogging Out " says Nick

"YEAH he has Hoged Out gut is getting huge eatting like that" says Ryan

"I want to Hog Out like that" says Mitch
by Gainerhog April 10, 2024
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Hogging Around

Let’s spend the weekend hogging around at the county fair
by The Walternative February 24, 2020
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Hog Snobber

Shut up you Hog Snobber!”
by Classybitchface September 10, 2022
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