Griffendorf

German last name.

his last name is griffendorf

by volcom1fire6 October 11, 2008

griffin_the

1. Worlds Number one fag and pedophile that touches little boys like Cubs17fan17.

2. "biggest Nubcake that you could ever see"

3. A male who has female eyes of a woman.

Hi my names griffin_the and i like to touch little boys and think it's cool. - I banged my hand so hard it blue balled me.

by Andy^ April 3, 2009

Gift Shifting

The act (often by a husband) of shifting the timing of a previously planned gift to coincide with another event or holiday in order to either a)avoid being totally giftless or b) avoid double gifting

Jon gave his wife a bike on Mother's Day thereby Gift Shifting from his planned summer purchase.

by Hafester May 13, 2009

gift shop on the Queen Mary

Slang term for exploring one's homosexuality when it is still at the thinly-veiled, everyone knows but it's not official yet, closet stage.

John moved out to California to work at the gift shop on the Queen Mary, if you know what I mean.

by MakeItDrizzle July 6, 2009

Giftionary

A list of items used as gifts. ie Gift guide.

"Hey mom what should I get my girlfriend" "I dont know Johnny look in the giftionary."

by fupafiend December 20, 2009

gift gypped

when you receive a gift for a holiday such as christmas, and u come back to school, work, or whatever and it seems like everyone else has the same thing. when this happens you get in an uncomfortable state because you are now not considered original.

(PERSON 1) hey look that bro must have gotten the same sweater for christmas
(PERSON 2)oh crap I must have gotten gift gypped

by stay classsy san diego January 7, 2010

Griffin Porter

The hardest motherfucker on sesame street

Griffin Porter is Off The Wall.

by killthemessenger1 January 9, 2010