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by uhhhhh i forgo April 27, 2023
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Grasshopper riding unicycles

a grasshopper riding his unicycle

he is having fun, so shut up and watch his performance.
Guy 1: what is that
Guy 2: a grasshopper riding unicycles duhhh
Guy 1: but that's your girlfriend riding her bike-
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are you fucking dumb. Its a piece of motherfucking grass you dumbass. I cant believe how un smart you really are. Like imagine having sex with a girl whilst using your one inch cock. Ya know why its one inch?CUZ YOU DONT KNOW WHAT FUCKING GRASS IS! or its weed.
Big bertha: i like grass
David to big bertha: shut up fatty.
by ball sucker supreme May 5, 2023
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Sometimes, I go outside, eat grass and moo
by Bridgeon May 17, 2023
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The mysterious green spikes that lies on the other side of the portal (door) you don't know what it is.
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Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the color green. Grasses are monocotyledon herbaceous plants.

The grasses include the "grass" of the family Poaceae. This family is also called Gramineae. The family also include some of the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae). These three families are not closely related but all of them belong to clades in the order Poales. They are similar adaptations to a common life-style.

The true grasses include cereals, bamboo and the grasses of lawns (turf) and grassland. Uses for graminoids include food (as grain, sprouted grain, shoots or rhizomes), drink (beer, whisky), pasture for livestock, thatching thatch, paper, fuel, clothing, insulation, construction, sports turf, basket weaving and many others.

Many grasses are short, but some grasses can grow very tall, such as Bamboo. Plants from the grass family can grow in many places and make grasslands, including areas which are very arid or cold. There are several other plants that look similar to grass and are referred to as such, but are not members of the grass family. These plants include rushes, reeds, papyrus and water chestnut. Seagrass is a monocot in the order Alismatales.
by OTNDGuy1444 May 17, 2023
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If you are seriously searching up the definition of grass, you need to touch some, now
“I played video games for 10 hours last night

“GO TOUCH GRASS!!!”
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