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escape goat

Tionna Tee Smalls, author of "Girl, Get Your Mind Right" employs the phrase to discourage copulation with previous sexual partners.
They are basically using you as the escape goat. It's like my man is acting up or he dumped me or I am lonely, let me call my ex, he will answer. You understand???"
by SarahJessicaPorker November 1, 2007
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Throat Goat

A sometimes line or otherwise patch of facial hair a man hasn't shaved from the frontal neck region. Best catagorized as a dense

Upon confronting one with a throat goat you may find your self in question, for example; I wonder if that man has a name for his throat goat... Should i buy that poor man a razor? What does his mother think? Does it keep his pudum warm? Exc.

Throat Goats are commonly found in the northern United States, Canada, especially Alaska and South Dakota.
James' throat goat matches the carpet.
by ArcticXRaptur3 February 7, 2010
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blows dead goats

a bad situation, something that is not good. similar to 'that sucks', only worse.
I came home last night and somebody broke into my house, stole all my stuff, and broke out the windows. Man, that really blows dead goats.
by Fred Neck March 5, 2007
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One-eyed Goat

Another slang term for penis... Similar to One-eyed zipper snake but as a goat.
Gurl-"Are there any one eyed animals?" Guy-" Yea there are the 'One-eyed Goats' like the one in my pants."
by Brozo The Clown September 26, 2010
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Gets my Goat

Get someone's goat. To make someone annoyed or angry
omg sally always eats all my cookies 'that really gets my goat'
by swaggy fag 4 July 25, 2018
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Saint Louis Goat

When a man pours gasoline on his arm, lights his arm on fire, then fist-fucks a goat until it dies.
I went to his farm and pulled the ol' Saint Louis Goat.
by Flanker11123245 June 16, 2010
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