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Gutter Snort

When an off-color or particularly sexual comment or joke is made, the other party laughs so hard they snort. This is more pleasing when the comment is innuendo because the party’s mind goes completely and immediately into the gutter causing the raucous, nasal vibratory exasperations.
KStax: I’m thinking about coming up there tonight if you want.
Sheeshberry: Bring some Plan B then!

(Gutter Snort!)
by KStax December 5, 2023
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gutterball

A gutterball is a person with an obtuse shape, they are so unbelivably massive and round its fucking crazy. to the point where you cant comprehend how fuckimg massive they are. these beasts can only be compared to a bowling ball.
holy fuck isaac is fucking massive, holy gutterball
by c.lohannn06 February 11, 2024
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Gutter munted

To be so intoxicated that all motor contol ceases and you end up passing out. Typically occurring on the roadside, footpath, or public park.
Barnaby was properly gutter munted last Wednesday
by Scarbs73 February 11, 2024
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Gutter snake

A individual or vehicle of individuals who exit traffic impaired lanes to drive on the emergency lanes or median to circumvent traffic.
“These f*cling gutter snake are trying to pass everyone and not wait in line.
by Sweet-T408 February 29, 2024
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Glittering Shitfuck

Someone who is excessively self-absorbed and enamored with their perceived brilliance or success, to the point where they are unable to recognize or acknowledge their own shortcomings or failures.

This individual is so captivated by their own glittering poop that they are blind to their own flaws or mistakes.

A sense of vanity, arrogance, and delusion in the person being described, highlighting their inability to see things objectively and their preoccupation with their own perceived greatness.
And he said that.....?
What a fucking... Glittering Shitfuck!

The striker's missed goal was a glittering shitfuck that cost the team the victory.

After spending hours on that project, all I got was a glittering shitfuck of a response from my boss - no appreciation or recognition whatsoever.
by Parnate March 8, 2024
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Glittergasm

When you put a combination of 15% confetti and 85% glitter inside of a large syringe, inject the syringe into your urethra, and then ejaculate, releasing the confetti and glitter into one colofup explosion.
"It took me 4 hours to clean up my glittergasm in the bathroom"
by Ikealover2228 March 20, 2024
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gutter pizza

Imagine opening the pizza box to find a chaotic scene: the once perfectly round pizza is now a mess, all squished to one side, as if it had a run-in with a wild gust of wind. Toppings cling desperately to the edges, cheese cascading over the lip of the crust like a cheesy waterfall, while sauce streaks across the cardboard like a colorful abstract painting.
This is known as a gutter pizza as the person picking up the pizza tripped on the carpark gutter when exiting the pizza shop causing the pizza box to hit the ground.
Bloody rizza delivered a few gutter pizzas after he stacked outside the pizza shop
by Str8rippinpro April 24, 2024
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