Michael J. Font

A style of writing looking like the script of one with Parkinson's disease. See also, Chicken Scratch and Michael J Fox.

My teacher tried to grade my paper, but couldn't read it because I wrote in Michael J. Font.

by BigWillJackDick April 19, 2011

Frontal Biff

AKA..Fupa, Gunt...Frontal Biff is the Fat Upper area above a womans Vag.

Origin: When heading down south to eat some pie, my head suddenly biffed in an immediate down slope. Hence the word "frontal biff"

by AC Chine December 8, 2009

Frontophobia

1) When in class one is not able to sit in the front.
2) When one is scared of the front
3) When one can't be in the front in a line, class, the movies etc.

2)John: "Do you want to sit in the front so we can get a better view?"
Kathy: "Oh! The front! John you know I can't go there, I have frontophobia!"
3) Jess is in the front of the line and fidgeting.
Mr. Parker: "Jess, stop fidgeting!"
Jess: "I can't! I'm in the front and I have frontophobia!"

by the_front_is_terrifying October 8, 2011

frontal butt

(Noun); 'Fhruntal but'; American English. It's is the protrusion on a man or woman in the groin area on an extremely obese person, where their genitalia looks like it should be. The chunk of fat that looks like an ass in the front of an obese person that defies where and how they can find their junk under that mud flap. Found typically at Walmart without problems.

1. Oh my god! Look at size of that frontal butt, she'll never find her pussy under that thing.

by Alexander Filatov July 4, 2014

Frontpack

When a fat person's gut is hanging down over their pants making it look like they are wearing a heavy backpack backwards on the front of their body.

I would bang Stefania, but her frontpack would get in the way.

by db1212 February 25, 2015

frontin'

Making a request of an individual (in many cases, your drug dealer) to accept your promise to pay in the future in exchange for immediate access to an item that you would like to purchase (in most cases, you would be looking to purchase drugs), in the event that you do not have immediate access to the funds necessary to cover the cost of the drugs you need &/or want, at that moment.

If I would have thought about it, I wouldn't have made that deal, as he doesn't have a way to repay the debt. MC Breed said it best,"There ain't no future in yo' frontin'!" I will likely never get paid... no more frontin'!!

by jessIh13 April 22, 2016

frontier pilgrim

That one word we were asked to translate into danish and absolutely WOULD.. except we have no goddamn clue what it means??

"Daryl, what the actual FUCK does frontier pilgrim mean?"

by Prideandextinction October 10, 2017