if I was any better I would be left handed and fishing

Just another day in paradise

”How are you doing?“
If I was any better I would be left handed and fishing

by Brugden April 4, 2024

Getting slapped by the fish but doing none of the Fishing

When you are actively getting screwed over by something you're in charge of yet being micromanaged to the point you're not in charge anymore.

"Man I'm getting slapped by the fish but doing none of the fishing with this event plan my boss keeps telling me he'll handle things I'm in charge of!"

"Have you tried looking for a job that will treat you like the position you're in?"

by STARKILLERMKIII March 27, 2025

fishnag

fish-NAHG- an exclamation, like 'Crap!' or 'Damn!'. Generally used with a 'holy' at the beginning and used in the context of kung-fu fighting, women, and economics.

1. Holy fishnag! Did you see that sweet kung-fu kick?
2. Holy fishnag! Your girl has a sweet ass!
3. Holy fishnag! I'm not paying $20 for this thing!

by Blake 'The Shark' Newman July 3, 2006

Fyshin'

A word that describes something that's really awesome or hot.

"that new hoodie's so 'fyshin'

by emzahh.bby April 12, 2008

fishniz

A word made up by people who are challenged to rhyme a word with business.

Ryan: I can rhyme anything foo!

AJ: What rhymes with Business?

Ryan: ...fishniz?

AJ: 0_O

by John_Jacques May 26, 2008

fishiscious

fishy and suspicious.

"the way she knew how to get him to do tht was fishiscious."

by funbobby69 February 26, 2010

Fishno

Video footage of really great recreational fishing. It usually has FISHNO Stars.

I love watch Glenn Hall catch winter Steelhead on Hawg Quest....on one of the FISHNO channels.

by The Wiz! May 27, 2010