Finger Batter

If you don’t wash your hands enough after you ejaculate from masturbating, the semen will dry in the webbings of your fingers with a smegma like appearance

I got finger batter (finger-batter) on my hands

by booboochoochoo April 6, 2021

Salad Fingers

Salad Fingers is one of the creepiest and most disturbing video series on the internet to date, having attracted many viewers anyway. Many theories exist about the setting of Salad Fingers (mental illness, drugs, etc.), but the most plausible one seems to be a post-apocalyptic post-war era wasteland (look up Salad Finger Conspiracy for the whole theory). Salad Fingers is a masochist, finding pleasure from pain. He likes rusty nails and friends, and keeps his house clean. The series is very gory, but its strange nature has attracted millions of viewers who continue to watch these weird, weird videos.

"Dude, did you watch those Salad Fingers videos?"

"Yeah man, now I can't stop having nightmares."

by EpicMamo July 22, 2013

downstairs finger

A man's flesh noodle

Don't you point that downstairs finger at me

by Hananapancaked December 5, 2016

chef's finger

When a guy marinates his finger in vagina juice for lube then proceeds to stick it up his ass to milk the prostate.

That pushy was just too loose I had to give myself a chef's finger to finish off.

by PGC137 February 12, 2022

Finger Jockey

A hand model!

I'm a hand model mama, a Finger Jockey. We don't think the same!

by fjock January 28, 2014

Frosty Finger

Covering your finger in toothpaste and shoving it up someone's tailpipe

"dude I totally gave her the Frosty Finger"

by Vevaren May 11, 2020

Freedom Finger

The act of giving the middle finger to somebody while in America

Welcome to America , home of the freedom finger

by Tripletwonder February 27, 2017