doct

Verb, to doct, the infinitive of the action noun doctor. It means to doct or decrease one's wallet, paycheck or bank account, as opposed to heal, and healer, who are concerned with your health instead.

My mom got cancer and she went to the doctor to doct her bank account, he gave her poisons, took her money, chopped off some body parts and threw her in a grave.
Dude, should have gone to a Healer, instead.
Yeah, now you tell me.
Man, Healers heal and Doctors doct.

by Comrade Plasternasty April 21, 2009

southern doctor

A person who holds a GED (General Equivalency Diploma).

The military is accepting more southern doctors to boost enlistment numbers.

by Rufus The Stunt Bum July 22, 2005

dock my cock

A male having sex with another person, either vaginally, orally, or anally.

I have a date tonight with a really hot chick and I hope to dock my cock

by ten speed December 16, 2007

docktart

Created by regulars of the game "Yohoho! Puzzle Pirates", the term ___tart refers to someone who does an activity frequently and with much skill. Usually used as not an insult, but as recognition.

Docktart represents someone who spends alot of time simply chatting, and not taking part in the actual purpose of the game.

"Wow, there he goes docktarting again. I love how he never shuts up."

by kn0c June 22, 2005

Doctor Who Disease

Something most Whovians have. Disease is contagious. It's the name for what people have when they talk about Doctor Who to people who really don't give a shit.

Whovian: Omg I just got these new light-up tardis ear rings
me: Congratulations. By the way, you have Doctor Who Disease.

by jazzdrums December 24, 2014

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This is a name that most likely does not exist

Guy 1: Bart, can you pass me a beer, I've run dry!
The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX: that's The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX to you. And yes, I will get you your beer.

by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 23, 2022

Space Dock

The act in which one circumcised man pulls the foreskin of an uncircumcised man over his penis, joining at the head like a space dock.

That kid Pat is so gay, he and Cason actually tried to space dock like the fags they are!

by Loretto215 January 26, 2008