Klein's Disease

The disease where people think they are smarter than they really are, especially regarding Dodgers backup catcher Austin Barnes. No matter how hard you to try to disprove the points of someone with Klein's Disease, they will never give up.

Hey Calvin, you like Austin Barnes way too much -- you might be getting Klein's Disease.

by vivalosdoyers July 11, 2021

Furburger's Disease

Someone with more brains in the cock then in there head.

See that person over there they have furburger's disease.
What do you mean?
He will fuck everything that moves

by Xipbit April 1, 2017

HTTP disease

A very rare disease (there are no known cases of it) where you involuntarily say something similar to "404 page not found" upon encountering a situation you are not prepared for.

Person 1: Hello, I have HTTP disease.
Person 2: I don’t believe you and I now hate you for lying!
Person 1: 404 page not found.

by PlaceReporter99 September 12, 2023

Miniaturejoshey Disease

You may contract this disease from interacting with Miniaturejoshey while on the Hypixel server in Minecraft. People who have contracted this disease often lose higher brain function and a sense of reason. You might find such individuals in Hypixel lobbies or on Twitter talking about Miniaturejoshey. Despite doing this for many years, they do not seem to be able to return to normal and spiral into madness.

"He has unfortunately contracted the Miniaturejoshey Disease."

by georgefilipe June 5, 2024

rare lounge disease

rare lounge disease is a disease transmitted to rolimoners when they spend too much time in the dangerous rare lounge. you will become a sharker, and lose your ability to profit in trades.

I lost 100k this month - pontifexil
You have rare lounge disease, get demand bro. -Gael

by Rolimons user January 28, 2022

I can't go to that island disease

the Inability to go to a location, the first to develop this was the brave warrior of the sea Go D Ussop.

"Let's go to that Island"
"No bro, I have developed I can't go to that island disease"
"Dang dude."

by Assinine Muffin January 17, 2024

SHUSHSJJ cat disease

The SHUSHSJJ cat disease is a disease brought upon many cats. Now just recently found, Tuesday Jan 18 2022, 1:07AM, by a cat named Chloe. Nobody knows how it is caused, and only few symptoms are shown.

Holy motherfucking heart taking breath taking fuck that fatass cat has the SHUSHSJJ cat disease.

by Valentinern January 17, 2022