Noun: A behavioral, defensive martial art. The ability of a man to resist being manipulated by the batted eyelashes, pouting lips, whines and cutesy baby talk often used by women in order to get their way.
Warning: Successful use of cunt-fu may result in result in tantrum throwing and physical violence by the refused female. Actual paired knowledge of Kung-Fu may be advisable.
Can be referred to as Cute-Fu in more polite circles.
Warning: Successful use of cunt-fu may result in result in tantrum throwing and physical violence by the refused female. Actual paired knowledge of Kung-Fu may be advisable.
Can be referred to as Cute-Fu in more polite circles.
She's pissed because he wouldn't buy her a drink. She did the whole pout and whine thing, but he knows cunt-fu.
by M.Blur January 5, 2011
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Bazza: He's still a mad cunt though aye.
Bazza: He's still a mad cunt though aye.
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Did you hear about that bare cunt Michael Rosen attacking a Jewish academic?
Beloved children's author Michael Rosen turned out to be a bare cunt.
Beloved children's author Michael Rosen turned out to be a bare cunt.
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