When the child you groomed for the past 10 years finally turns 18 and wants to sleep with you but you suddenly lose attraction for them and say that you can’t cus you caught Covid.
by Beaglemaster69 April 16, 2022
Get the Covid-18mug. A Covid Casserole is the vile and strategically neglected casserole at any potluck. Usually this noteworthy casserole looks worse than it tastes and is a gentle reminder no one is immune from the random processed “family recipe“ concoction of the 1960s market cookbooks. Normal people simply pass over and reject this Pooh-Pooh wrinkle with a synthetic smile. Still, heathens are brave enough and wolfish enough to take a deep breath, brace their stomach for full impact and prepare for a journey back in time! These semifinalist savages who risk scurvy are rest assured the porcelain god will stand tall and flush repulsive excrements as often as necessary to wash away such loathsome excrement.
“Is anyone trying Aunt Edna’s tuna filled jellied bouillon with frankfurter casserole from her secret cookbook”?
Uncle Charlie: “Hell nah! That Covid casserole isn’t fit for hobos”!
Uncle Charlie: “Hell nah! That Covid casserole isn’t fit for hobos”!
by Torsiondrummer December 10, 2023
Get the Covid Casserolemug. by @BigMac May 16, 2023
Get the Covid Buddymug. by CalvinTHEEMPORAR May 3, 2020
Get the covid 39mug. 
An absolute horrifying virus that decided to ruin the lives of many people in the year 2020. More definitions can be found linked like quarantine and 2020
by w i t t y June 23, 2020
Get the COVID-19mug. An oxymoron where by a person is promised support or relief, but in fact, they receive nothing. Covid relief is typically promised to those who are in dire need of support. The person promising covid relief never has intentions of giving relief. And, thus, the person expecting it can be strung along continously by mearly saying, "Just wait! Its coming!" The person waiting, being desperate, will cling to hope knowing no one could be so cruel as to continually promise covid relief.
Covid relief is a tactic used by politicians as a way to drive out competition. They will promise covid relief, allow a small business to fail, then replace the small business with one they have a vested interest.
Covid relief is a tactic used by politicians as a way to drive out competition. They will promise covid relief, allow a small business to fail, then replace the small business with one they have a vested interest.
Congressman Dorney Clark promised covid relief to a local restaurant while investing in a competitive restaurant chain located next door.
by Iamthecat32 December 12, 2020
Get the covid reliefmug.