Corn Syrup Daddy

Like a Sugar Daddy, but poor.

She got herself a Corn Syrup Daddy and got herself a Double Wide now!

by therealyemmie November 09, 2019

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corn syrup daddy

broke ass mother fucker that thinks he can afford up scale hookers, not the $40 crack hoes

dave's a corn syrup daddy that thinks he can charm melissa from erotic monkey with home made chicken noodle soup.

by saavy chimp September 11, 2021

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The Law of the Conservation of Corn

The infinite loop of people eating the corn shat out by another person. It will never break down and create an infinite sustainable loop of food.

Hey take a shit in my mouth I'm hungry and your corn from last night will fill me up. By the law of the conservation of corn my stomach will be refilled and I'll be happy!

by ogwashingmachine January 29, 2021

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Leftover Cream Corn

The act of ejaculating from your penis into your hand, then lubricating your cornhole with warm gooey jizz.

My boyfriend came on my hand so I decided to give him some leftover cream corn.

by Satantouchedme667 March 24, 2015

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Russian Corn Dog

A sex move where you shove a skewer up some ones ass until a giant log of shit represents the corn dog. Its then dosed in vodka and eaten by the partner for a midnight snack.

Brook: Hey what do you want for breakfast?

Kevin: Im not hungry because of that Russian Corn Dog I had last night...

by The Russian Master November 05, 2021

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