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cookie theory 

A theory to explain, when playing pool, that only one person or team can be defined as winning or losing the game.

During a game of pool, you can either win, lose, or none of the above.

*After David accidentally sinks the 8 ball before the end of the game*

Alex: "Yes, I won!"
David: "You didn't win, I just lost. Haven't you heard of the cookie theory?"
cookie theory by hellolalala February 15, 2009
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Person who cooks meth. Usually in a trailer, abandoned building or backseat of their '76 buick.
I saw two cookers come running out of their trailer on fire when that meth lab blew.
cooker by Jack Mehoff March 25, 2004
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cookie dings

A snack eaten in South Park, presumably by Eric Cartman.
"I made beefy logs.. I made cookie dings!"
cookie dings by Mad Walrus August 6, 2002

gooey cookie 

when a group of guys stand in a circle with a cookie in the middle and they all jack off and aim for the cookie and whoever hits the cookie last has to eat it.
... ^ self explanitory ^ ...
gooey cookie by ChappySmed January 25, 2005
A word to describe the act of making methamphetamines
He was arrested for cooking
Cooking by Elissa.marie June 16, 2008

Cookie Points 

things that you do to gain favor from someone
If I ever wanna get my girlfriend back, I gotta try to score some major cookie points with her!
Cookie Points by Anonymous October 28, 2003

Corey Cookie Pie

When one fills up someone's asshole with with chocolate syrup (or hot fudge) and then motor boats their ass cheeks while screaming "Coreyyy Cooookieeee Pieeeee."
There is nothing better than a good corey cookie pie to end the night.