Barefoot Contessa

A cooking show featuring Ina Garten in East Hampton, cooking a variety of dishes. Many definitions bash Ina's poor looks, but let's not forget that she is almost 70 years old.

Barefoot Contessa features an old women who cooks good food

by The big boi igga boi July 16, 2017

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by dry water 69 March 29, 2022

Cointel

A hotel that uses COINS. ;(

1. MattW was forced to host Cointel or he would be killed.
2. Becky is making this definition because she wants MattW to host Cointel.

by Becky December 22, 2003

contempleting

While working toward deciding upon, creating or doing something relatively specific, this is the act of doing somewhat smaller and less than totally committed actions that trend more towards active contemplation than just simply, contemplation.

While contempleting a possible trip to Mexico with her 5th ex-husband, she casually tallied up the travel costs she would expend on Expedia.com..

He was contempleting including his boss on that email he was typing up about something the guy barely understood, but decided, nah -screw him, he doesn't know shit anyway and removed him from the distro list..

by RadioVisionary February 7, 2008

Self Centered

Davina 🚽🤢

Person 1: She's so self centered, how does shes live with herself??!!?

Person 2: Oh, that's Davina she's such a nuisance.

by toiletwhore January 10, 2020

Dick measuring contest

Something you try to win if you're the kind of guy that thinks a female would rather have sex with you than cut your dick off. Whether you have 2 or 4 inches of hard dick, or 8 to 10 inches of flaccid dick, if it's laying out in a cornfield in the moonlight, what's the difference? The blood is black either way, and it's no longer attached to the rest of you.

If you ask females, having sex with a female, having sex with nobody, and cutting a guy's dick off would be before having sex with a guy on a list of things to do that day. Perhaps Lorena Bobbitt flipped a coin, heads he keeps his dick, tails his dick goes in the cornfield, and she didn't tell him which way the coin flip went until he woke up the next morning. That would be a way to suprise a guy that put more importance in coming first in the dick measuring contest than anything else in life.

by The Original Agahnim June 30, 2021

World Trade Center

When two fully erect men intertwine their legs in the scissor position, placing both erect Peni adjacent to one another, recreating the “twin towers”. A third party approaches and crashes between the two existing Peni, then thrusting between said Peni, to orgasm, causing all towers (Penises) to collapse. Hail Satan.

Threes a crowd, boys... not if we do the World Trade Center, we’re all gonna cum.

by Bumtaco April 28, 2021