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Cole

The tallest man with short man syndrome. Often stemming from attractive parents, particularly the matriarch. Clearly the product of a sexually unsatisfactory relationship, specifically due to the girth of the patriarch's penis (Cole will dispute this fact, but stand firm in your convictions). Very sweet at heart, and the designated music master among his group of peers.
Cole, your mom's really fucking hotToo bad your dad's penis can't satisfy her.

Cole, could you reach that for me?
by cole's friends October 2, 2020
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cole

a person who is sexually attracted to children.
Cole: Do you see that hot chick
Owen: Dude, she's 5!
by ILIKECHALDREN April 7, 2022
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cole

the most best person you will ever meet and you will love them emediatly with their green eyes, blonde hair and the best looking guy you'll ever meet
by reall person, i lied February 1, 2021
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Cole

Pedophile, war crimanal, sexy, teriost, cunt, and unfunny
Did you hear what cole did to the school it was fire... litterly...
by Ashes419 May 9, 2022
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Coleing

thugging out an audition without having practiced the music and having a cold and a sore throat, but still landing top chairs.
"How did Jeremiah get past pre-area? Didn't he have a really bad throat?"

"He was coleing the entire time, even he didn't think he'd get in."
by NamasteHK March 20, 2024
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National Braids for Cole day

Wear braids for loving memory of Cole Brings Plenty🕊️❤️
For National Braids for Cole day, I will wear braids in respect for his passing.
by user577327 April 8, 2024
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cole hayes

a very materialistic person who typically only cares about himself. If a Cole Hayes ever tells you something, don't believe it he's probably lying
by peptidebonds December 24, 2016
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