Landlord clean

The type of cleaning you do before your landlord comes over to fix something.

I was gonna Netflix and chill, but there’s water coming from my ceiling so I have to landlord clean tonight instead before he comes over tomorrow.

by Sskatz June 13, 2019

Clean Talk

The act of swapping swear words for similar sounding words. Because of a study that went on for 60 - 70 years showing that if you swear in a lifetime you can die 20 - 30 years younger than the average life span.

Fuck = Fudge
Shit = Shite*
Bitch = Biatch
Motherfucker = MotherTrucker
Ass = Butt/Booty
Arse = Bum
Dick = Penis/Balls/nuts
Prick = Pleb
Retard = n00b
Dafuq = Dafudge
Wanker = Tosser
Masturbate =Fap/Shlick
Piss = Pee
Asshole/Arsehole = A hole
Slut,Whore,Slag,skank,hoe = Chav
Fucktard = Fudgetard

Also you can swap words and letters around such as:
Stupid Cunts = Cupid Stunts
Cunt Muffin = Munt Cuffin
Dick Biscuit = Bick Discuit
Cock Nozzle = Nock Cozzle
Dildo Rider = Rildo Dider

Pussy Jockey = Jussy Pockey

Although the last half is not proven clean talk and could result in premature death.

*not proven clean talk

by got balls? April 04, 2014

stamp clean

When a parking lot of a food store is clean of all receipts on the 1st to the 5th of every month, as people with food stamps pick up cash purchased receipts left on the ground and in trash cans to buy food stamp items and return them with receipts they found that were paid by cash.

Look at the WalMart parking lot, that m#$%erf#$%er is stamp clean.

by attila t hun December 01, 2011

clean coat

A person with no tattoos

Hey, you got any tattoos?

Nah, I’m a CLEAN COAT.

by MessaNessa February 22, 2024

Cleaned up

Make a substantial gain or profit.

"I took her to a casino and we cleaned up"

by Arminkshipper July 16, 2024

Clean dunja

The act of a dog notfucking your girlfriend anally while you are not putting your dick into the dog's mouth. Then you proceed not to fuck the dog in his butthole the dog does not continue to pound your girlfriend ass.

We were doing a clean dunja yesterday and, luckily, the dog did not bite off my nutsack.

by xblackholecultleader November 22, 2021

poosay tai poosay clean poosay fresh

poosay tai poosay clean poosay fresh is an iconic phrase derived from the song "Pon mi" by the artist Shenseea. This phrase gained its popukarity on floptok

straight boys after they let one drop of water in between their asscheeks: poosay tai poosay clean poosay fresh

by Mr. Coolnivers June 07, 2022