Carter

A transgender, Jabba the Hutt lookin virgin who smells like shit, lives in his parents' basement and jerks off to Fortnite. He's so fat, he can't see his own feet and his saggy, double D cup milk moobies jiggle and slap him across the face every time he moves. He uses cucumbers, bananas and carrots from the local grocery store as his sex toys cuz he's too poor to buy a real one... except the one he stole from his parents and put on his head... and then up his ass. He only comes out his parents' basement when there's a Fortnite convention in town where he gets to meet other brokeback, titty milked losers and talk about what characters they want to get raped and shat on by.

Person 1: Look at that fag-ass lookin fat kid
Person 2: He must be a Carter, we should run before he chokes us to death with his man tits and eats us

by IHaveChlamydia May 6, 2022

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Carter is very dramatic sometimes. For some reason he always reminds me that I’m short. That’s why I gave him a name that he would always get pissed off by. Princess emo short material furry. Is usually blonde sometimes burnet. He is the greatest best friend ever and falls in love with the most worst people tho.

Isabella: Boo!
Carter: HEY WHAT THE FUCK YOU SHORT MOTHER FUCKER!?
Isabella: Floof!
Carter: fine, bitch

Isabella: princess emo short material furry 🖤

by ✨Izerbeller✨ May 10, 2022

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A carter is a person you should have in your life. He’s funny,kind, sometimes annoying and he may have a lot of friends that are girls, but he will always love just one girl. You should just tell him you like him, because most of the time he’ll like you back, even if he tries to hide it. And that certain girl will know if its her or not. A carter takes pride in their work, and believes there superior to anyone..

Carter is a good friend

by Badkittygirl May 11, 2022

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None really. The only thing I'm concerned with is the cabal of shadowy figures keeping track of everything I say and do. Let me illustrate

Guy 1 (hears me say a thing)--------- Guy 2 (repeats thing I say) This ☝️
Is the only thing in life that I care about. It's worth more than you life, your kids lives, and you wives lives. Guy 1 and Guy 2 do not know each other. How did Guy 1 tell Guy 2 what I said and who is benefiting from this? The answers to these are the only I care about. You will answer the questions.

Hym "That's really all there is to it. That's my career path. Over a couple of bumps and off of a bridge. There the fuckin plan you wanted me to make. A perfectly linear path that takes nothing to accomplish. The benefits to which are eternal. Sounds like a good one to me. What do you think?"

by Hym Iam May 19, 2022

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