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candy cane kid

a fan of the band the White Stripes; from the band's Peppermint Star logo
by SpeakEasy November 8, 2003
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Nigerian Candy Cane

When a person proceeds to dump a massive load on a candy cane, then proceeds to insert it anally to his/her love partner.
Dapu and Hiren enjoy the Nigerian Candy Cane on weekends, usually after volleyball.
by dubcrew December 13, 2012
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Japanese Candy Dispenser

Where you stick gumballs up an Asian chick's snatch and fish them out with your tongue.
"Yeah I did a Japanese Candy Dispenser to that one Asian Chick last night. Getting those gumballs out was hard."
by Funtimesnumber1 November 20, 2011
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Mexican Candy Flip

When One Consumes Xanax Sticks, LSD, And Ecstasy.
Juan: hey Carlos you gunna Mexican Candy flip holmes?

Carlos: wutz dat whey?¿?

Juan: Urban Dictionary it Fool i just put it as im saying this.

Carlos: Your a douche

Juan: thats not what your sister said last night

Carlos: *pulls out gun*

RIP JUAN.
by lil'azid November 17, 2009
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eye candy

a kick ass hair band featuring old, fat, balding men in their early 40's. They usually appear in ripped denim shorts, tank tops or belly shirts, and cowboy boots. Their vocals suck, but they look good. Formally in such bands as Silver Mullet and Piledriver. It is a supergroup that was formed when the high profile stars of Silver Mullet and Piledriver both broke up in the late 1990's. Featuring hit singles such as, Friends Forever, Don't Throw Stones, Gimme Back my mullets, Look at us we're eye candy, take a picture and stop staring, and there #1 single Mackin on girls down at Rizzo's saloon
I would do anything for two tickets to the Eye Candy concert, and I mean anything
by captain poopypants November 29, 2004
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Transylvania Candy Cane

The act of having sexual intercourse with a menstruating woman, then having her finish you off with a blow job.
I can’t believe she was cool with doing a Transylvania Candy Cane!
by Jet Dude August 7, 2012
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Botan Rice Candy

Orange clouds of yummy perfection. A sugary orgasm of the mouth. A delicious delight that lifts you into a heavenly realm only eperienced by those who have tasted true citrus excitement.
Candice: Ohhh man. *moans*

Cassie: What's wrong?!

Candice: Nothing at all, I'm just enjoying some sweeeeet Botan Rice Candy.
by `CandiCane August 7, 2008
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