by SpeakEasy November 8, 2003

When a person proceeds to dump a massive load on a candy cane, then proceeds to insert it anally to his/her love partner.
by dubcrew December 13, 2012

"Yeah I did a Japanese Candy Dispenser to that one Asian Chick last night. Getting those gumballs out was hard."
by Funtimesnumber1 November 20, 2011

Juan: hey Carlos you gunna Mexican Candy flip holmes?
Carlos: wutz dat whey?¿?
Juan: Urban Dictionary it Fool i just put it as im saying this.
Carlos: Your a douche
Juan: thats not what your sister said last night
Carlos: *pulls out gun*
RIP JUAN.
Carlos: wutz dat whey?¿?
Juan: Urban Dictionary it Fool i just put it as im saying this.
Carlos: Your a douche
Juan: thats not what your sister said last night
Carlos: *pulls out gun*
RIP JUAN.
by lil'azid November 17, 2009

a kick ass hair band featuring old, fat, balding men in their early 40's. They usually appear in ripped denim shorts, tank tops or belly shirts, and cowboy boots. Their vocals suck, but they look good. Formally in such bands as Silver Mullet and Piledriver. It is a supergroup that was formed when the high profile stars of Silver Mullet and Piledriver both broke up in the late 1990's. Featuring hit singles such as, Friends Forever, Don't Throw Stones, Gimme Back my mullets, Look at us we're eye candy, take a picture and stop staring, and there #1 single Mackin on girls down at Rizzo's saloon
by captain poopypants November 29, 2004

The act of having sexual intercourse with a menstruating woman, then having her finish you off with a blow job.
by Jet Dude August 7, 2012

Orange clouds of yummy perfection. A sugary orgasm of the mouth. A delicious delight that lifts you into a heavenly realm only eperienced by those who have tasted true citrus excitement.
Candice: Ohhh man. *moans*
Cassie: What's wrong?!
Candice: Nothing at all, I'm just enjoying some sweeeeet Botan Rice Candy.
Cassie: What's wrong?!
Candice: Nothing at all, I'm just enjoying some sweeeeet Botan Rice Candy.
by `CandiCane August 7, 2008
