A cream cheese sandwich is a sexual act in which a man cums between a woman's asscheeks, creating the illusion of a bagel stuffed with a massive amount of cream cheese. Also, the woman must fart to toast "the bagel." After the man cums, he can enjoy his "bagel" by screaming "CREAM CHEESE SANDWICH!!!" and then by eating the woman's ass.
If he wants an "everything bagel", he must save some of his cum with which to glue down shaved (finely-diced) pubes.
If he wants an "everything bagel", he must save some of his cum with which to glue down shaved (finely-diced) pubes.
by Dunk my Donut August 15, 2009
by lafwonda my babys daddy is a g March 03, 2009
A White Truck that comes around summertime around you're neighborhood to sell ice cream to everyone to keep cool.
Hey it's The ice Cream Truck!
by Ratt April 09, 2005
The act of concealing your license plate with an oatmeal cream pie box and running red light cameras repeatedly.
Hey man they think there gonna give us a red light ticket but instead all they'll get is an oatmeal cream surprise!!
by Timbo and R Flo August 16, 2009
its when a male engages in a sexual behavior involving shoving a can of whipped cream in a females ass and spraying it all in and than squeezing it back out by grabbing her ass and putting his mouth on her anus aka reverse whipped creaming.
by reverse whipped creaming October 19, 2013
A person with an acute taste for ice cream and cannot help themselves when offered more. This is other wise known as 'Imi Jones'.
by rozza123 November 25, 2013
by todd page June 06, 2004