candy cane kid

a fan of the band the White Stripes; from the band's Peppermint Star logo

My friend and I are hard-core candy cane kids.

by SpeakEasy November 8, 2003

Nigerian Candy Cane

When a person proceeds to dump a massive load on a candy cane, then proceeds to insert it anally to his/her love partner.

Dapu and Hiren enjoy the Nigerian Candy Cane on weekends, usually after volleyball.

by dubcrew December 13, 2012

Japanese Candy Dispenser

Where you stick gumballs up an Asian chick's snatch and fish them out with your tongue.

"Yeah I did a Japanese Candy Dispenser to that one Asian Chick last night. Getting those gumballs out was hard."

by Funtimesnumber1 November 20, 2011

Mexican Candy Flip

When One Consumes Xanax Sticks, LSD, And Ecstasy.

Juan: hey Carlos you gunna Mexican Candy flip holmes?

Carlos: wutz dat whey?¿?

Juan: Urban Dictionary it Fool i just put it as im saying this.

Carlos: Your a douche

Juan: thats not what your sister said last night

Carlos: *pulls out gun*

RIP JUAN.

by lil'azid November 17, 2009

eye candy

a kick ass hair band featuring old, fat, balding men in their early 40's. They usually appear in ripped denim shorts, tank tops or belly shirts, and cowboy boots. Their vocals suck, but they look good. Formally in such bands as Silver Mullet and Piledriver. It is a supergroup that was formed when the high profile stars of Silver Mullet and Piledriver both broke up in the late 1990's. Featuring hit singles such as, Friends Forever, Don't Throw Stones, Gimme Back my mullets, Look at us we're eye candy, take a picture and stop staring, and there #1 single Mackin on girls down at Rizzo's saloon

I would do anything for two tickets to the Eye Candy concert, and I mean anything

by captain poopypants November 29, 2004

CANDY WHITE BUTT

Commonly used term which your southern girlfriend calls her western boyfriend when trying to be funny and get his attention.

Get your Candy White Butt to Virginia Beach or you are in trouble!

by Holby1 October 8, 2016

snot rag candy

tearing a used snot rag into pieces and using them for candy throughout the day

I love eating my dads snot rag candy it makes every candy pale in comparison

by lilbigcrackernumber1 January 2, 2021