boob gate

When you hock up a snot ball, spit it between her tits, and slam your bits between her tits til you lose your load.

"Oh man i totally did a boob gate to some chick last night she loved it."

by Woody Woodpecker April 18, 2008

Boob-lon-tondra

To have messed up or made a mistake.

Andy: Crap, I boob-lon-tondred again!

Jack: Where'd you boob-lon-tondra now?

Andy: I boob-lon-tondred with this pipe bomb. We'll be dead within a matter of seconds.

Jack: That's one hell of a boob-lon-tondra.

by Chenandler Bong November 7, 2007

Boob Shelf

The bulge of fat/skin that protrudes atop and hangs over, the waistband on a woman wearing mom jeans. Similar to a muffin top, only approx 3 inches higher. Just below the boobs, creating a shelf for the boobs to rest upon.

Wow, look at the muffin top on that girl!! No, that isn't a muffin top, Tori, its a boob shelf. She is wearing mom jeans after all!!!!!!

by Creedem June 28, 2009

blooby

bloody boobs... don't ask why.

Is it wrong that I have a blooby fetish?

by PopFree Monkey February 8, 2007

Man Boob Juice

Term used for mountain dew, since scientific studies show the high sugar content has been known to cause obesity in young people.

I need some man boob juice to go with that turkey hoagie.

by PaStatDude May 15, 2006

boob goggles

when a women puts boobs there on a another persons eyes so looking like a pair of goggles

" wearing boob goggles make life look clearer"

by colonel crackers August 21, 2006

Boob Spot Fetish

A fetish for people who like boobs with weird spots on them.

Jeez mah man, look at the boob spot on that lady. I seriously have a Boob spot fetish, yo

by MrDonovan August 5, 2011