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Bloody eagle

A Viking execution where a guy got his lungs pulled out his back, and if he made any noise or screamed in agony, he didn't make it to Valhalla.
The first guy took his bloody eagle like a man, the crowd didn't hear a peep out of him, but the second guy shit all over the place and wouldn't stop screaming. They illustrated that he died a coward on his runestone, so that future generations of his family would curse his name and call him a bitch in their language.
by The Original Agahnim June 18, 2021
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BLOODY DONUT

A term used by great British chef Gordon Ramsay, it means you stupid and dumb. It is used as an insult most the time, if Gordon yells this it means you couldn’t find the lamb sauce.
YOU BLOODY DONUT, YOU UNDER COOKED THE BEEF!

YOU ACT LIKE A DONUT, YOU SMELL LIKE A DONUT, AND YOU ARE A BLOODY DONUT!
by Kermit the frog226 March 9, 2022
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bloody mary surprise

when having sex with a girl she gets her period and get blood on your cock
why are you washing your cock in the sink? last night shaqunna gave me a bloody mary surprise
by cuntcakes December 15, 2008
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Bloody Jungle

The Bloody Jungle is the act of eating a someone's unshaven womanhood while they are on their period.
It may also apply to any case where a woman's period blood has made a fair amount of contact with their pubes.
"Oooh man, look at that. She's got a bloody jungle."
"If you've got balls mate you'll give her the bloody jungle."
by GazXs March 4, 2019
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Bloody rubber shot

When a guy drinks a menstrual cup filled with period blood
by J4ck20n November 16, 2022
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bloody Havlin

Little fellow with even smaller penis whom bleeds out of his anus.
My little neighbor has a bloody Havlin and needs a man-pon.
by smash513 May 9, 2008
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bloody snot twat

Vaginal secretion consisting of blood+ female ejaculate+semen all in descending. Gravity influencing flow path. Quantity could be trickle or tsunami drippin out of mommy .
Man you ever tasted a bloody snot twat ? I made my girl taste a bloody snot cock w/ doodoo so it was the least I doodoo ! Damn I need some mouth wash . Hey, don't ask & I won't tell . BETTHAT !
by Han $olo October 8, 2023
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