A person who lies because it makes them sound cool. This person will probably be wearing mismatching clothes, chunky socks sticking out of boots, and funky glasses.
If I make up a FAKE Indi band called the "flannel hearts", and ask you if you like them, and you say "I love the Flannel Hearts!"....then you, my friend, are a BLAST LIAR.
by TNUC4L April 21, 2011
Get the Blast Liarmug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025
Get the Ima Put Your Back On Blastmug. by boomshakalaka May 10, 2021
Get the Blastmug. by Yoin March 2, 2018
Get the Thot-blastedmug. When you have a boiling hot fart ready to blow, but when you attempt to perform a Dutch Oven diarrhea comes out and your significant other gets covered in your brown slushy goodness.
by death180 September 8, 2015
Get the furnace blastmug. The maximum level of alcoholic consumption where any additional drinks do not increase your state of drunkenness. Usually taken place between the hours of 3:30am and 7:00am on weekends, it is most commonly achieved when in a new social setting post-drinking where the new environment does not permit you to stop.
"Man, I was at this after party the other night but since I was at the bar beforehand, I ended up getting donkey blasted."
Dale got so donkey blasted the other night after the show, he ended up drinking till 7am with us in his parent's basement.
Dale got so donkey blasted the other night after the show, he ended up drinking till 7am with us in his parent's basement.
by TurtleKnee May 1, 2017
Get the donkey blastedmug. I snoffle blasted inside this chicks pooper hole at this banger last night while she tickled my balls.
by Pooper holes July 13, 2016
Get the snoffle blastedmug.