A sexual move, before climax, slap your partner's face, then ejaculate all over them. Not to be confused with Cyclops' mega optic blast, the X-Man Cyclop's special move in Marvel VS Capcom
Tina: I broke up with Jim yesterday
Heidi: What? Why?
Tine: He smacked me in the face with his dick mid -intercourse!
Heidi: Oh shit! He did a Cyclops Mega Blast? That's so hot!
Heidi: What? Why?
Tine: He smacked me in the face with his dick mid -intercourse!
Heidi: Oh shit! He did a Cyclops Mega Blast? That's so hot!
by Farqunglu June 4, 2016

When you go to kfc you can encounter fat people with snake tatoes and they will proceed to put kfc in your bumb
by DR. DICKFUCK February 10, 2017

The medical and sexual practice of anally penetrating someone who is constipated in order to induce defecation.
by OldPublicFunctionary February 26, 2024

by Airmen DAD April 8, 2022

Friend: Hey do you want to go hiking later?
Me: Nah bro I can't, me and the boys are getting Baja blasted in a few hours.
Me: Nah bro I can't, me and the boys are getting Baja blasted in a few hours.
by Stevstot June 22, 2021

Yo all you have to do is buy her that KFC 5 dollar fill up box and then she'll let you fill up her blast basket.
by Slapu90 August 22, 2017

The action of repeatedly ramming ones cock into another's face until releasing his nut soldiers, which in turn creates a day care in the recipients belly
by Kcrum25 July 3, 2016
