Oh gosh gollie Jesus! He's saving America!!! Look! Just look and you'll see! He's doing it! He's really doing it!!!!
Hym "Oh God yeah, he's totally saving America! By appointing himself the arbiter of free speech he has saved us all.... OR! Or he is ingratiating himself to conservatives so their politicianswill pass legislation to help hum fend off the class-action lawsuits and unions... You know? Because if hiw he treats his employees.... Yeah.... Probablysaving America though..."
by Hym Iam December 13, 2022
Get the Saving America mug.Ok. Somebody taught them determinism and now they're trying to use it to distort reality. DETERMINISM ISN'T REAL CHRISTIANS! IT'S NOT A REAL THING! YOU CAN'T DEMONSTRATE THAT PEOPLE AREN'T CONTRADICTING WHAT OUGHT TO HAPPEN IN RESPONSE TO A GIVEN ANTECEDENT CHAIN OF EVENTS, DELIBERATELY.
Hym "They just keep repeating this shit on a loop. 'America is a Christian country.' Yeah, no, not really. And they've coupled it with a little 'Well, you know, ACTUALLY the separation of church and state? It isn't real. That isn't a real thing. What they REALLY MEANT... Was that the church should NEVER be separate from the state and that the Christians should have the power forever and they get to make you do the incest cult... Yeah... There can't even BE a separation of church and state because Muh moral monopoly... Right?'
Hym "They just keep repeating this shit on a loop. 'America is a Christian country.' Yeah, no, not really. And they've coupled it with a little 'Well, you know, ACTUALLY the separation of church and state? It isn't real. That isn't a real thing. What they REALLY MEANT... Was that the church should NEVER be separate from the state and that the Christians should have the power forever and they get to make you do the incest cult... Yeah... There can't even BE a separation of church and state because Muh moral monopoly... Right?'
So, these idiots are just oscillating between these two talking points to try and make it reality. I mean... No. It isn't a Christian country- Wait! No! If anyone is King of America, it's alright? None of that Catholic Molester-King shit! Get that shit right the fuck out of here! Ok... So the pilgrims rejected the church of England and catholicism. So, even there, you have Michael Knowles just blatantly making shit up in saying that 'his lineage can be traced to the Catholic pilgrims.' Not a real thing. Even if it WAS initially Christian, THERE WERE ALREADY PEOPLE HERE! So it WASN'T that... Like... At all! They're doing the same thing they are doing to ME and the Palestinians! We'll call it 'History starts on Oct 8th fallacy.' They pick a FALSE starting point... And then they argue FROM THAT FALSE STARTING POINT... Foward in time. Ok and this is a 2 parter so just, you know, read the next on 'America is a Christian country'is the first part..."
by Hym Iam May 23, 2024
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A: I was at the circus last night and
B: wait what how are circuses still in business they literally like
A: stfu ok so the acrobats there
B: no stop like are circuses even a thing anymore
A: jesus shutyourfuckingmouth so all the acrobats stood in a circle and this white guy stood in the middle -- and they all
shot him with guns -- no one else got shot by the bullets after they passed through his skull!
B: woah thats poggers dude i think they call that the reverse america
B: wait what how are circuses still in business they literally like
A: stfu ok so the acrobats there
B: no stop like are circuses even a thing anymore
A: jesus shutyourfuckingmouth so all the acrobats stood in a circle and this white guy stood in the middle -- and they all
shot him with guns -- no one else got shot by the bullets after they passed through his skull!
B: woah thats poggers dude i think they call that the reverse america
by wawakook August 6, 2023
Get the the reverse america mug.JD Vance stated he goes“back and forth between thinking Trump is a cynical a–hole like Nixon who wouldn’t be that bad (and might even prove useful) or that he’s America’s Hitler.” It's time for America's Hitler, who only could 'win' by 1% because he went up against a word salad tossing clown Kamala Harris after the other guy was thrown out by his own party, to step down.
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