k-tof

1. An attractive amradillo.
2. spikey patch of chin hair.
3. beaded orange shoes.

1. The k-tof is a land dweller and can often be found cuddling with a disrespectful habeeb.
2. Despite his horrible K-tof, cletus remained unabashed and persisted to shake his groove thang.
3.DAMN foo! I be boutsta' bust a cap up yo ass if ya dont be given me dos k-tofs biatch.

by thats hot December 9, 2004

K-pop

It’s not a music genre it’s a race

If you know someone who listens to BTS run for your life

Please

Hey do you like BTS? K-pop is so cool. Junkook is hot

No

by CEOofundertale January 28, 2020

K-Pop

South Korean pop music created by god to punish us because of our sins but some people started to like it so now god is thinking about suicide!

#stopkpop #helpgod

K-Pop fan: He’s so cute aegyo!
God: Ight imma commit not alive!

by rehobalint November 16, 2019

Special K

Special K Cereal is a common brand of cereal exclusively purchased by Caucasian mothers in an attempt to reduce their obesity, however, this refers to the slamming of stated Caucasian mother into a counter top with the force required to hospitalize and fracture the hips. After this endeavor of hip breakage, it is necessary to keep tapping that aged bun hole.

I Special K'd Daniels mom so hard that she went into a coma due to blood lost from the exchange. However, that old slut is still pregnant from my popping her grassy knoll.

by GrannyGoochLiker5 June 29, 2018

Tommy K

Slang term for Ketchup. Used as a noun or verb. Originating from burger dives in the midwest.

Hey, you want some Tommy k with your fries?

I gotta Tommy k my burger... it tastes to plain.

by ZoneChaos February 8, 2018

K Fail

A K fail is when you play guildwars with someone, (who has been playing since beta) and he has no clue as to what he is doing. He doesn't know how to do the mission or bonus. He constantly runs to the front to commit suicide, double aggro's and uses the worst rez in the game. (rebirth) He also has fail heroes with fail builds.

K Fail is the new "noob".

Friend: Hey want to come do a mission with me?
You: As long as you don't pull a K Fail.

by Meng X Die November 3, 2010

k-leaf

Cabbage leaves dried up, shredded and rolled up to smoke. Gets you high as shit, but when you come down, hurts like motherfuck.

"Yo dawg, pass the k-leaf."

"Awww shit.. my head's banging like a jackhammer cos of that mofuckin k-leaf."

by mjs2 May 19, 2007