GrannyGoochLiker5's definitions

Special K

Special K Cereal is a common brand of cereal exclusively purchased by Caucasian mothers in an attempt to reduce their obesity, however, this refers to the slamming of stated Caucasian mother into a counter top with the force required to hospitalize and fracture the hips. After this endeavor of hip breakage, it is necessary to keep tapping that aged bun hole.

I Special K'd Daniels mom so hard that she went into a coma due to blood lost from the exchange. However, that old slut is still pregnant from my popping her grassy knoll.

by GrannyGoochLiker5 June 29, 2018