The act of sticking one's thumb into a butthole as to ascertain poop on one's thumb. Swirling said thumb in a circular motion, just like the stick is used in a cotton candy machine.
"Yo bro, I totally gave some skank The Cotton Candy Machine last night and ate all of it" -Kyle
"Gross." -Fred
"Gross." -Fred
by GRMCE November 17, 2011
by SpeakEasy November 08, 2003
When a person proceeds to dump a massive load on a candy cane, then proceeds to insert it anally to his/her love partner.
by dubcrew December 14, 2012
"Yeah I did a Japanese Candy Dispenser to that one Asian Chick last night. Getting those gumballs out was hard."
by Funtimesnumber1 November 20, 2011
a kick ass hair band featuring old, fat, balding men in their early 40's. They usually appear in ripped denim shorts, tank tops or belly shirts, and cowboy boots. Their vocals suck, but they look good. Formally in such bands as Silver Mullet and Piledriver. It is a supergroup that was formed when the high profile stars of Silver Mullet and Piledriver both broke up in the late 1990's. Featuring hit singles such as, Friends Forever, Don't Throw Stones, Gimme Back my mullets, Look at us we're eye candy, take a picture and stop staring, and there #1 single Mackin on girls down at Rizzo's saloon
by captain poopypants November 30, 2004
Juan: hey Carlos you gunna Mexican Candy flip holmes?
Carlos: wutz dat whey?¿?
Juan: Urban Dictionary it Fool i just put it as im saying this.
Carlos: Your a douche
Juan: thats not what your sister said last night
Carlos: *pulls out gun*
RIP JUAN.
Carlos: wutz dat whey?¿?
Juan: Urban Dictionary it Fool i just put it as im saying this.
Carlos: Your a douche
Juan: thats not what your sister said last night
Carlos: *pulls out gun*
RIP JUAN.
by lil'azid November 17, 2009
Amanda: Hey Gina! Candi Swap *Gives candy to Gina, via slapping hands together*.
Gina: Thanks Mandy!
Gina: Thanks Mandy!
by Angent 9 January 04, 2009