The act of masterbating in the middle of the night whilst your partner is sleeping. Then on the brink of ejactulation, you let out a horrify shriek while unloading on the their face.
by Gloss man March 18, 2014
Get the Monster's Inkmug. by jpjpjpjpjpjpjp June 23, 2021
Get the Salt monstermug. A male lizard-like creature who can be found in bars sheding his scaley skin all over the intoxicated females whilst downing considerably large quantities of alcohol, library's doing mainly the same, or playing computerized football tournaments with fellow lizararians. Whilst the Hockness monster is mainly native to Essex and the surrounding areas as it is a suitable habitat for hunting and hosts a wealth of prey, it has occasionally been known to migrate for BUSINESSSSS purposes.
-HOLY S**T MAN!? did you see that "HOCKNESS-MONSTER." just lizard his way in with those girls!? What a slime-tastic maneuver . . . . . . . . . . -That lizard's got bare game dun, he like a komodo dragon and ting, DECENT.
by Scaryt8 October 21, 2010
Get the HOCKNESS-MONSTER.mug. by Monster Horse Cock Daniel June 2, 2016
Get the cleavage monstermug. by Fckerrghtnthpssy September 17, 2021
Get the Mud monstermug. by sarah sucks poo poo May 12, 2018
Get the devil monstermug. An endearing term for a person who is cute, lovable and resembles a pug.
Synonym for pug (breed of dog)
Synonym for pug (breed of dog)
I love you pug-monster!
She is so cute; she looks like a a pug-monster.
Look at that pug-monster playing with the poodle.
She is so cute; she looks like a a pug-monster.
Look at that pug-monster playing with the poodle.
by NoraS December 30, 2007
Get the pug-monstermug.