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plague monkey

An employee who still comes in to work sick and spreads his germs all over the place when he should stay home.
Bob came in to work sicker than a plague monkey just to get his work done. Now everybody is going to get sick.
by Roy Mulders May 20, 2007
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monkey physics

The inexplicable physics that dictates the world of Nintendo's "Super Monkey Ball" games.
The monkey physics made it so when I barely tapped the bomb I flew way over my mark.
by Stuart J December 5, 2005
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Spank Monkey

A frenzied practitioner of consensual BDSM involving repetitive blows ("spanks") rained down upon the voluntarily uplifted bottom. By extension, someone who can't stop talking about this hobby.
Suzeemoon much enjoyed being disciplined by her Cariad using well-judged slaps upon her gluteus maxima - in fact, she was an incorrigible Spank Monkey.
by NickCosmoSonde October 5, 2008
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The Penis Monkey

The Penis Monkey is a form of masturbation where you get naked and climb a tree, then tie a string to a branch. Then, you tie the other end to your dick and jump off the tree while making Tarzan noises and swinging back and fourth like a monkey.
Oh my god, did you see Richard outside this morning? He did the Penis Monkey in his front yard and was placed under arrest for public nudity!
by Can you burn a Luigi board August 16, 2019
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Monkey Guvnor

Term used in a number of phrases basically meaning "top dog" or a descriptive term for something which is really good (some people add the word "face" on the end which is only used whilst addressing a friend or someone you know well, can be taken as extremely offensive otherwise)
"Wow! you really are the Monkey Guvnor"
"Good morning me ol'Monkey Guvnor face"
by Pillga January 16, 2005
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monkey ring

when you rub the outer area of your partners butthole with your knuckle.
Last night I gave Lena a monkey ring until she shit on my knuckle.
by bigsexy.inc May 3, 2018
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cringe monkey

Slapping an un-erect penis repeatedly either side of a sleeping partners face, so they wake rubbing their eyes like the 'cringe monkey' emoji
I couldn't sleep, so I gave her a cringe monkey to wake her up for a blowy
by IorekSholto February 11, 2017
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