that one friend who will not go quietly into the night. who is not an expendable asset no matter how much of a nuisance he or she might be.
roger: can you come to my house again. we are grilling again.
doger: yea
roger: we have to some our chores first and shovel some dog shit in my kennels
doger: ok. what should i bring for dinner.
roger: just some chicken or bratts. the kids get so excited when you come.
doger: (in his own mind: what???). Okay be right over.
roger's wife: is he coming again ? this unwanted friend of ours??
doger: do not speak about my friend that way. he is a war hero from work. they drew first blood. be nice to him.
doger: yea
roger: we have to some our chores first and shovel some dog shit in my kennels
doger: ok. what should i bring for dinner.
roger: just some chicken or bratts. the kids get so excited when you come.
doger: (in his own mind: what???). Okay be right over.
roger's wife: is he coming again ? this unwanted friend of ours??
doger: do not speak about my friend that way. he is a war hero from work. they drew first blood. be nice to him.
by batman_d1 August 10, 2012
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"Hey did you see the controversy on Starbucks not getting christmas designed cups?"
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